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Rubber and Glue Alternative

July 20, 2010

Here’s an alternative way of phrasing the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” comeback that most children employ in order to counter a verbal assault by his or her peers.

Yes, well, I’m polymerised tree sap, and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory, and adheres to you.

Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

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